You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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