Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Randomize
