i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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