Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
not ubering you a puppy
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
