But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize