Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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