YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
When are your genitals available?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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