at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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