I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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