No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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