You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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