fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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