she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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