I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Houston, we have a blender
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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