Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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