How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
