if you like me you must not know who I am
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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