i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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