You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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