he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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