i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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