im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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