ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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