...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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