would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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