Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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