Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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