I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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