awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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