I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
