You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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