For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
