I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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