sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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