quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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