question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I wear drunk well.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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