can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
