She's JV to your varsity
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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