The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's shark week go big or go home
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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