what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just blew my weed a kiss
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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