Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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