I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
my god I love twenty year old dicks
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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