Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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