I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
i think i just lost a toe
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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