i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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