is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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