i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You can't just leave with hair like that
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
True college students do jello shots in the library
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