You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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