I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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