Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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