Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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