we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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