Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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