found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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