There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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